tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85199746425408395082024-03-14T08:13:36.660+08:00Jokes at Banats ng mga Pinoy!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-63428055445333693672012-09-27T00:33:00.002+08:002012-09-27T00:33:22.603+08:00Ano daw?<BR>
Tanong: Ano sa ingles ang magandang kinabukasan?
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<br>Ano daw?
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Sagot: Gurl, take your shirt off.
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<br><br> Never belittle yourself and don't dare let anyone belittling you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-67005220210181826922012-09-02T11:49:00.003+08:002012-09-02T11:49:49.401+08:00Tara samahan mo ako!Bf: May free ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
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<br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-56688727188667204002012-09-02T11:44:00.000+08:002012-09-02T11:44:00.163+08:00BAnats Part5!1. You're like dandruff. I cant get you out of my head.<BR><BR>
2. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile.<BR><BR>
3. Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you.<BR><BR>
4. Excuse me. Kung dederetchohin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho baito sa puso mo?<BR><BR>
5. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawana lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.<BR><BR>
6. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, mashoo-shoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.<BR><BR>
7. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!<BR><BR>
8. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away!<BR><BR>
9. Uy papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo!!!<BR><BR>
10. Minamalat na nanman puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sumisigaw ng pangalan mo!<BR><BR>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-19630552756639407722012-09-02T11:40:00.002+08:002012-09-02T11:40:39.009+08:00Banats Part4!1. Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay
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2. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?<br><br>
3. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.<br><br>
4. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang itake home eh.<br><br>
5. Father? yes, I can be a father...Father of your future baby.<br><br>
6. Napaos na naman ako sa kakasigaw ng pangalan mo.<br><br>
7. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you're so HOT!!!!<br><br>
8. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!<br><br>
9. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.<br><br>
10. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.<br><br>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-42650685821693904862012-09-02T11:19:00.003+08:002012-09-02T11:19:52.697+08:00Whoa?Hi guys! This is joker! <br><br>
Today is September 2, 2012. I had my exam today on Law on Philippine Taxation. That exam was tough you know. It's a 6-pages questionnaire exam! Wooh! I almost forgot to write my name in my answer sheet because I was so nervous, I am not that prepared you know. Oh well.. let us just talk about the blog! <br><br>
Pinoyjokesatbanats.blogspot.com is now rank 199! That's a good news guys! I'm so thankful to you guys! :)
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Thank You very Much! please leave a comment! :) and suggestions!
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Until next time!
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-77042599991204905482012-09-01T19:24:00.003+08:002012-09-01T19:24:57.100+08:00MMDA!
Boy: Buti na lang walang MMDA dito noh...<br><br>
Girl : Bakit? Ano nangyari?<br><br>
Boy: Nagkabanggaan puso natin eh...<br><br>
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Ang cheesy.. ^^Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-58076779732135871522012-09-01T19:22:00.002+08:002012-09-02T11:47:43.325+08:00Oh my Gawd!Boy: Sana pinto ka na lang?<br><br>
Girl: Hay naku! Bakit nanaman?<br><br>
Boy: Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan...<br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-89035345247070286672012-09-01T19:08:00.002+08:002012-09-01T19:08:59.894+08:00Unlimited!Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?<br><br>
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?<br><br>
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!<br><br>
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?<br><br>
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!<br><br><hr>
<br> Tawa ka dali! hahahahaUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-34717674820749925652012-09-01T19:07:00.001+08:002012-09-01T19:07:21.247+08:00Masakit te!BF: Kunwari dictionary ako...<br><br>
Sigurado kahit saang page mo tingnan...<br><br>
Hindi mo ako mahahanap...<br><br>
Wala naman kasi akong meaning sayo!<br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-4686725280596252462012-09-01T19:06:00.001+08:002012-09-01T19:06:05.569+08:00Huwag magbisyo!BF: Alam mo para kang bisyo...<br><br>
GF: Hihi... Dahil ba hindi mo ko maiwasan?<br><br>
BF: Hindi. Sinisira mo kasi buhay ko!!! <br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-27749615867331374272012-09-01T19:04:00.003+08:002012-09-01T19:04:26.590+08:00Oh my Shades!GF: Alam mo para kang shades...<br><br>
BF: .. Bakit naman? Kasi bagay ako sayo?<br><br>
GF: Hindi! Kasi nagdidilim ang paningin ko pag nakikita
kita!!!<br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-87637248872375417332012-09-01T19:02:00.001+08:002012-09-01T19:02:25.863+08:00Bitter ni Ex oh!EX: * Banat ng bitter na ex: <br>
"So what kung may chemistry kayo?<br>
Bukod sa may history tayo...<br>
I know your anatomy..."<br><br>
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May anatomy pang nalalaman! hahaUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-13505912070030203632012-09-01T19:00:00.001+08:002012-09-01T19:00:14.611+08:00Banats Part3!<br>
1.Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.<br><br>
2.Di ka ba nahihirapan sa sitwasyon natin? Hanggang friends na lang ba tayo?<br><br>
3.Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.<br><br>
4.May mapa ka ba diyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.<br><br>
5.Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.<br><br>
6.Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."<br><br>
7. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.<br><br>
8.Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.<br><br>
9.Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Coz i feel perfect beside you.<br><br>
10. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME."<br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-45679160175144570802012-09-01T18:56:00.000+08:002012-09-01T18:56:09.816+08:00Banats Part2!
1. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.<br><br>
2. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy.<br><br>
3. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.<br><br>
4. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.<br><br>
5. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.<br><br>
6. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
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7. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some now.
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8. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.<br><br>
9. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.<br><br>
0. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?<br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-5868659431465876362012-09-01T18:53:00.000+08:002012-09-01T19:00:31.339+08:00Banats Part1!1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo. <br><br>
2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?<br><br>
3. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.<br><br>
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.<br><br>
5. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.<br><br>
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?<br><br>
7. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?<br><br>
8. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?<br><br>
9. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.<br><br>
10. Are you a dictionary? Coz you add meaning to my life.<br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-31076963658500653742012-09-01T18:49:00.004+08:002012-09-01T18:49:30.573+08:00Ang poor.<br>
Poor: Oh, may sakit ka sa balat!
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Rich: That's allergy men. It's not contaminating. Oh! look! you have one too.
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Poor: Galis yan. At nakakahawa to. Paenglish-english ka pa!
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-35312645155223568662012-09-01T18:39:00.002+08:002012-09-01T18:45:04.063+08:00ALAB YOU.Boy: miss apoy ka ba?
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Girl: bakit?
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Boy: kasi “alab” you.
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Girl: ah ok! hoy haba na ng bigote mo….
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Boy: ano naman yun?
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Girl: “ahet” you!
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Panalo! hahahaUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8519974642540839508.post-29016935144570336642012-09-01T18:34:00.000+08:002012-09-01T18:34:23.359+08:00Thank You Visitors!I started posting August 30. On the same date I joined the topblogs in the Philippines under Humor Caegory! It surprised me that I got in the top 214 considering that I am just new. :) Thank You very Much!
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Thank you very much to those who come and visit my blog. :)
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Hope to give you more laughters!
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Sarcastic: Kung maganda ka, di ka na nagtatanong.
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Ana: Ang ganda ni Maria nho?
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Lea: Beauty is everywhere. But what is beauty is brain is nothing.
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Ana: Baka empty kamo. Beauty na nga lang din ang meron sa iyo, ipinagkakait mo pa sa sarili mo.
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Estudyante: Manong Para po!
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<i>Driver, hindi narinig...</i>
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Estudyante: Manong Para po!
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Driver: May bababa ba?
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Estudyante: Ay wala po. tatalun nalang po!
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