Sunday, September 2, 2012

I'm not good enough.



Never belittle yourself and don't dare let anyone belittling you.

Tara samahan mo ako!

Bf: May free ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.


Bastos!

BF: Babe, your legs are like mayonnaise. They are best when spread out!


BAnats Part5!

1. You're like dandruff. I cant get you out of my head.

2. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile.

3. Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you.

4. Excuse me. Kung dederetchohin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho baito sa puso mo?

5. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawana lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.

6. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, mashoo-shoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.

7. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!

8. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away!

9. Uy papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo!!!

10. Minamalat na nanman puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sumisigaw ng pangalan mo!


Banats Part4!

1. Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo.

2. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?

3. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.

4. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang itake home eh.

5. Father? yes, I can be a father...Father of your future baby.

6. Napaos na naman ako sa kakasigaw ng pangalan mo.

7. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you're so HOT!!!!

8. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!

9. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.

10. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.


Seriously?


Whoa?

Hi guys! This is joker!

Today is September 2, 2012. I had my exam today on Law on Philippine Taxation. That exam was tough you know. It's a 6-pages questionnaire exam! Wooh! I almost forgot to write my name in my answer sheet because I was so nervous, I am not that prepared you know. Oh well.. let us just talk about the blog!

Pinoyjokesatbanats.blogspot.com is now rank 199! That's a good news guys! I'm so thankful to you guys! :)



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